Thursday, January 20, 2011

Go Fish...

Look, you can say anything you want. I really don’t care. Scream, cry, yell, hit, hey even growl if you want to. Fishing is not a sport. There are a few rules to what is and isn’t a sport. Here they are:
1) Can you stand still/walk at your own pace?
2) Can you drink alcohol/smoke during play?
3) Are white Americans the majority?
4) Is it alright if you don’t weight train to participate in it?
5) Is there violence caused towards anything other then humans?
6) Can senior citizens play it?
7) Can you multitask while participating?
8) Do spectators burn more claries then you while cheering you on?
9) Is luck more important then actual skill?
10) Are steroids not helpful to excels at it?


Bonus:
11) Is the activity you are speaking of a league for women?


If any of these have been answered yes, then what you are thinking of is ether a leisure activity or a board game of sorts.

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