Movie mania and I’m so excited! (Please wait to cash this)

Wow, I realized that I dropped the ball on this whole blog idea. The schedule got thrown out the window. So, I know I am supposed to be doing reviews of movies and simple facts about the industry, but I have an app for that. It’s called YouTube. Look up Movie Buzz and (Bleep) there you go. And the dude on there is pretty funny too. When I do talk about movies, it will be, most of the time, related to something he said or brought up.

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So here it is, in reference to MB’s latest vid, and many reports over the past few days, Cat Woman is making a come back. In the form of Ann Hathaway… Poor choice. Everything Peter said in his video was right on point, but he forgot one thing. Cat Woman herself is a poor choice. Riddler (Played by J. Deep… Right? I’m right) would have been ten times better. And to add to this mockery, this will be Mr. Nolen’s final batman flick. Huh, I smell a hint of doom for the franchise. And be on the look out for X-Men: Frist Class in June… Yeah right.

Go Fish...

Look, you can say anything you want. I really don’t care. Scream, cry, yell, hit, hey even growl if you want to. Fishing is not a sport. There are a few rules to what is and isn’t a sport. Here they are:

1) Can you stand still/walk at your own pace?

2) Can you drink alcohol/smoke during play?

3) Are white Americans the majority?

4) Is it alright if you don’t weight train to participate in it?

5) Is there violence caused towards anything other then humans?

6) Can senior citizens play it?

7) Can you multitask while participating?

8) Do spectators burn more claries then you while cheering you on?

9) Is luck more important then actual skill?

10) Are steroids not helpful to excels at it?

Bonus:

11) Is the activity you are speaking of a league for women?

If any of these have been answered yes, then what you are thinking of is ether a leisure activity or a board game of sorts.

Green Bay… Jets? It could happen. Really, it could.

Aaron Rodgers is a beast. NY’s defense is under-rated and oh so fast. Looking past the conference championships, the “Big game” is going to be superb.

I know what you are thinking, “DJ, you sexy stupid love maniac. Jets over Pitt and the cheese heads over Big Ben’s boys?” (Its like I know you, right?) Yes, that’s what I am saying. And before you go on saying I’m only going with the upsets, I don’t believe I am. Aaron Rodgers is the number one QB of all time going into the playoffs. It’s true, look it up. And the jets man handle the Colts then the Pats? The 1st quarter made Brady look like Jamarcus Russell.

Here are my prediction:

NY over PIT 31-24

The shear force of will that is the NY defense. The excitement and child like play that is Sanchez. And the foot love that is Rex “I love the lil’ toe the most” Ryan, you cant go wrong. This is a team that proves the old credo, “Championships are won with a good defense.” Pittsburgh’s D is amassing. But bells, whistles, and the occasional gun possession charge won’t save them here.

GB over CHI 24-10

A-Rod (non-steroids version) is the QB of the future. The hottest QB (Both on and of the field. Growl) this year. Coming into the playoffs on a hot streak is all you can ask for as fans.

Oh, how sweet it is.

“Bleep Bloop“… “What was that? Holy crap! Really? No way…” I’m Back!

When a lil’ kid looks at you in a strange way as if to say “what is wrong with your face”, when your on the bus or in line at the super market. When you park in a prime spot and think, “why is this spot open”, and come back to find your car has been berated by golf balls. When you have a hang nail, and for the life of you, you just cant help to rip it off and curse yourself for doing it cuz you tear up from the shear pain. You want to say something, but you cant. You can't yell at a child that is not yours, no is around and it was still your own stupid fault, or that you knew better. That’s life as we know it. At least once week, you will come across that. It happens to all of us.


I haven’t written in a long time due to this fact. But its not just once a week. It’s been everyday. Life’s hard and to get mad now, you wasting blood pressure points. I have learned instead of yelling, throwing a fit, or genially lowering maturity level for a shot time and displaying a prime example in futility, I go get a drink. Not alcky like, but still, try it out. Now instead of raises in blood pressure due to getting upset, I raise my numbers due to over eating and having fun… Live, learn, drink.

"Do You Want To" (Part 2)

Ok, so now you realize that this is what you want to do. You want to change. You want to better yourself. Not for anyone else, but you. Great! Good job and congratulations. Have fun…

What? Oh, you don’t know how to do it? Not sure what to even do with you’re newly found “freedom”? First, is there anything stopping you? Is there anything holding you back from obtaining your goal; your goal of oneness with your mind, and oneness with your life?

When you take a look around at your life (figuratively) you see problems 1, 2, 3… You see, glaring mistakes 1, 2, 3… You have no choice but to see them. No, there is one thing you can do, short of miraculously come up with the solutions for them all… Mini vacations. Life hands you lemons… you know the rest. But the fact is, “Talk is cheep” and you have the responsibility to yourself and those around you to be happy. If you choose to keep hold of the problems, then you keep hold of unhappiness. Problems don’t go away. In fact, they multiply. They grow. All you can do is deal with them, On YOUR terms. Never settle on just being ok with problems being in your life. But, pick the battle field. Give yourself the advantage. Fight in the light. Fight where you know the terrain the best. Fight in a way, where you know you’ll win. So, stay rested, strong and most importantly happy.

Do you want to relax? Do you want to feel content? If so, then take those lemons and make a nice cocktail or two… Welcome to your ideal vacation spot… Put on some sun screen…

Now we can get to the meat… Changing our outlook… Part three, just around the corner!

"Do You Want To?" (Part 1)

Picking a new activity to keep your mind active is something a lot of people think is A) Foolish, B) A waste of time, or C) Overrated. When you look at your life, tell me, what is it about life you enjoy? It’s very sad that a lot of the responses that I would hear would be, “I don’t know,” or “Nothing.” What can you do to change that? Well, let’s first start by asking you, “Do you want to?”

You can say out loud, “I want to change my life!” Talk is cheep though. It’s what we do with after our words that matter. We can say that our life needs more meaning all we want. Meaning in our life is only relative to our circumstances we keep hold of. I.e.: Do I have to hold on to hate or jealousy like I do? Your life is easy to fill. Now what you fill it with… that’s a different story.

Picture a vase. It’s clear crystal and curves downward form a wide open mouth to its thin waist. Then, at about two thirds the ways down, it starts to push out to fit a much wider base. Try this. Take a large bag of marbles. Fill the vase about three fourths the way up. Then take four tennis balls and try to put them in the vase having the tennis balls reach pass the mouth. It won’t work. What’s my point? Filling you life with small thing, like hate, jealousy, money problems, looks, ex., leaves no room for want really matters. Love ones and the relationships you have with them is one. Your self confidence is another. The world is packed with petty crap; don’t let your life be the same. So, do you want to? Do you want to make your life better? How can you? ...I smell part two coming!

Ladies.... Greetings

I know... My two fans... (Aka, My lovely wife and sister-in law) it's been awhile. I've been busy. Shut up, I have! Any who, so a lot has happened since I’ve put my brilliant mind on the screen. Arizona is not backing down on the ill favored immigration law. The Suns lost the division and Lakers are in the finals with the Celtics... But I don't want to talk about ether of those things. I want to talk about my Favorite Tall, sweet blonde... Her name is Ice Vanilla-Chino!

I love me some Coffee. But, not the Burnett Bitter type. Sweet. It has to taste good. That’s the fatty in me but it’s so true! Forget tea, forget Red Bull. Tea is too weak and Red Bull makes you crash super hard. It's 4 in the morning, and I’m on my forth tall glass...

Ummmmm. Ulcers......